I’m afraid that school is going to conflict with my blog so i cant go
- artists: I got bored, so I drew this amazing picture.
- musicans: I got bored, so I wrote a new hit song.
- gif-people: I got bored, so I put up this gif-set that really shows their feelings.
- photoshopers: I got bored, so I edited this picture and made it even more awesome than it was at first.
- writers: I got bored, so I wrote this incredibe fanfiction.
- me: I got bored, so I refreshed my dashboard.
i can feel you judging me from across the internet and i am uncomfortable
- Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
- Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
- Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
- Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
- Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
- Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
- Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
- Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
- Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
- Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
- Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. GOD I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
- Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
you either die a quality blog or live long enough to see yourself become a multifandom mess
- Tumblr Horror Story: Tumblr is nominated as best social media site. Posts about being a proud 2000's kid show up, and Facebook posts are posted on Tumblr, instead of the other way around. Families begin to create blogs to follow each other, and your family asks for your URL. All hope is lost, and the words SWAG and YOLO are permanently infused into the human language.
sometimes i’m afraid spanish people don’t hablo what i’m saying when i’m talking to them so i add in a few words en espanol to help them understand what i’m tortilla
（ ･ω･） im no baka
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_ im sugoi as hell
”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think after seeing them at their most vulnerable you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. ”